So, I am fihgitng an infection (the Spiteful Infection), and my doctor has me on 3,000 mg of antibiotics twice a day.

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The actual possible side effects of the Rx I just took are: Hives; rash; itching; red swollen blistered or peeling skin; fever; wheezing; trouble breathing or talking; unusual hoarseness; swelling of the mouth face lips tongue or throat; loose or bloody stool; a heartbeat that does not feel normal; change in thinking clearly and with logic; weakness; dizziness; numbness or tingling; unable to pass urine; muscle or joint pain; purple patches on the skin; dark urine; feeling tire; lack of appetite; nausea; severe dizziness; yellow skin or eyes; slow or shallow breathing; feeling confused; hearing loss; mood changes; sore throat; change in eyesight; severe headaches.
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Note that there is a SEPARATE list for rare or severe side-effects.
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“Okay, so you took the pilled, you turned yellow with purple spots, and went hoarse.”
::Hoarsely:: “Yes, doctor.”
“Was it an UNUSUAL hoarseness?”