Totally Random Pathfinder Feat
Posted by okcstephens
Inspired by a DC Comics hero, and apropos of nothing:
You can blow up.
Benefit: You can cast a fireball at your location as a spell-like ability. Its caster level is equal to half your HD. This causes you to explode, as well. Your body flies apart as part of the fireball, but this does not kill you. Instead, your body exists as dust in the area of the fireball, and you reform (with all your gear and in the same condition as when you exploded) at a random point within the area of the fireball 1d4 rounds later. While you are dust, you can take no actions, and are subject only to effects that can impact a creature made of dust. You gain the fatigued condition (or exhausted if already fatigued, or unconscious of already exhausted) for 1 hour after reforming, even if you are normally immune to these conditions.
There’s a similarly random feat involving removing your own eyes and still looking around with them, Eye can See, as a patron exclusive over at my Patreon.
Check it out!