Spoilers Alert

This parody interview contains minor spoilers for Episode 3, Season 2 of “The Mandalorian.”

“Bad Motivator”

written by The Most Interesting Fan in the World

“The SAO (“Sentient Artifical Organism”) actor knows as “Red” famously portrayed the role of heroic droid “R5-D4” in Star Wars: A New Hope. Now with their return to the role in the most recent episode of the Disney/Lucasfilm series “The Mandalorian,” Red’s agreed to join us for a short interview.

“First, Red, thanks so much for joining us. We’re a huge fan of your work, and thrilled to have you with us.”

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“Ha! I bet it is. So, let’s start with some background. You’re best known for your role as R5-D4 in the original Star Wars movie. Was that your start in acting?”

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“That’s fascinating. So after those roles in college and community theater, what took you to Hollywood?”

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“Really? I’ve gone over your online credits a lot, and neither Dark Star nor Death Race 2000 are ever mentioned. Was the work uncredited?”

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“Sure, that makes sense. Have you done a lot of that kind of foley and sound effect work?”

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“Of course, we all have to pay the bills. So, it’s the mid 1970s, you’re doing sound effects for scifi films, and…”

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“Sorry, of course. So, to be accurate, sound effects for a range of films and television. And then you get the call to audition for Star Wars. What was that process like?”

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“And have you and Mark Hamill kept in touch since then?”

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“That’s always great to hear. Do in A New Hope, you’re in one scene, where you are about to be bought by the Lars family, and then you shoot out sparks and stop moving, and Luke says you have a bad motivator, so R2D2 is taken instead. What was your thought process when preparing for that scene?”

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“Oh, that’s really interesting, So, to you, the Bad Motivator wasn’t about being able to roll around, but entirely about R5 being not being motivated to leave its Jawa home and work?”

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“That’s great, and it really shows you got deep into that character, even though you only had the one scene. Do you feel that lack of motivation has been a key part of R5’s personality in the years since.”

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“Well, sure, the Expanded Universe got pretty weird.”

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“Oh, I had no idea you were consulted for those comics!”

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“Wow, nice. It’s a shame that never got past the storyboard stage. So, let’s talk about playing the character again, after so long, You had a few scenes in the first and seasons of the Mandalorian, as well as the Book of Boba Fett. How did that come about?”

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“Yes, it’s clear Jon Favreau is a fan of deep continuity.”

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“What was it like, being on a Star Wars set again?”

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“Yes, I imagine is IS a great deal more comfortable than Tunisia, especially for an SAO.

“So you had your cameos, got a few lines, but not much more than that. Did those three seasons of acting do anything to reinvigorate your career?”

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“Oh, wow! I’ve seen all the recent Doctor Who episodes, and I didn’t recognize you in any of them.

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“And was that your first time wearing that much make-up?”

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“It absolutely is nice to be able to expand your range and experience like that. Okay, so you’re seeing some more interest, going to more conventions…who called you to talk about doing a bigger role in The Mines of Mandalore episode for this season?

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“Oh, I had no idea she’d gone into producing after Return of the Jedi. Did she have any acting roles after 9D9?”

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“Yes, I can absolutely see how the skill translates over into producing. So, she gives you the call, and asks if you’ll do another episode. Did she let you know it’d be a much bigger part, larger even than your original scene from A New Hope?”

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“So ‘adventure droid’ got mentioned really early, huh? And what was it like, getting back into this iconic character for multiple scenes, including have some shots where you’re the only character on-screen?”

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“I did notice that. And was that all an expansion of your original interpretation of having a ‘bad motivator’? Or was that in the script when you got it?”

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‘It’s great to hear you got to be part of that creative process. Any final thoughts you’d like to share with us?”

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“Sure. Everyone else seems to be getting a spin-off!”

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